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- an 19 year old guy. Ready to be set on fire,
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-LOVING YOU. ♥
-YELLOW is the fave color plus Green. ;)
-HAPPY GO LUCKY
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Reblogged from wannabedreadhead  5 notes
Posted 23, May, 2012
  • Defence Attorney:

  • Will you please state your age?

  • Old Lady:

  • I am 94 years old.

  • Defence Attorney:

  • Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

  • Old Lady:

  • There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,

  • When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

  • Defence Attorney:

  • Did you know him?

  • Old Lady:

  • No, but he sure was friendly.

  • Defence Attorney:

  • What happened after he sat down?

  • Old Lady:

  • He started to rub my thigh.

  • Defence Attorney:

  • Did you stop him?

  • Old Lady:

  • No, I didn't stop him.

  • Defence Attorney:

  • Why not?

  • Little Old Lady:

  • It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

  • Defence Attorney:

  • What happened next?

  • Old Lady:

  • He began to rub all over my body.

  • Defence Attorney:

  • Did you stop him then?

  • Old Lady:

  • No, I did not stop him.

  • Defence Attorney:

  • Why not?

  • Old Lady:

  • His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

  • Defence Attorney:

  • What happened next?

  • Old Lady:

  • Well, by then, I was feeling so spicy' that I just laid down and told him

  • 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

  • Defence Attorney:

  • Did he take you?

  • Old Lady:

  • Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.